What The Actual Fuck Candle

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me? Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle Burn time: approx. 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Jar size: 2 ¾" D x 3 ½" H Sold in 4-packs